The spelling of /p/ is either <p> or <pp>. The /k/ sound is spelled in many ways in this list, <c>, <k>, <ck> after short vowels, <kh> in sheikh, <qu> in toque and queue, and <ch> in ache. The last of these can give rise to spelling pronunciations.
The two sounds are fairly far apart in the mouth, but both have an unreleased allophone in syllable-final position which may be difficult to distinguish.
There are several pairs involving rude words: cop/cock, crap/crack, dip/dick, pee/key, piss/kiss, and punt/cunt.
Interesting pairs include
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crocking crops crocks crypt cricked dapper Dacca dapper Dakar deception dissection deceptions dissections deepen deacon deepens deacons dep deck depot dekko dip Dick dipper dicker dippers dickers dispose discos drape drake drapes drakes dupe duke dupes dukes flap flak flaps flax flip flick flipped flicked flipper flicker flippers flickers flipping flicking flips flicks flop flock flopped flocked flopping flocking flops flocks flops phlox fops fox gawp gawk gawps gawks grippe Greek grippes Greeks hap hack happed hacked happing hacking haps hacks harp hark harped harked harping harking harps harks hep heck hip hick hips hicks hop hock hopped hocked hopping hocking hops hocks hopes hoax inapt enact inculpate inculcate inculpated inculcated inculpates inculcates inculpating inculcating intercept intersect intercepted intersected intercepting intersecting interception intersection interceptions intersections intercepts intersects jape Jake japes jakes kip kick kipped kicked kipping kicking 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John Higgins, Shaftesbury, January 2010.